Introducing the out-of-the-blue 2023 USA Player of the Year: Luke Jim Trevors

 Insane stats for a debut season with no real playmakers on his team.

Who is Luke Jim Trevors of Horse Traverse Mansion?

The abstract artist at home and the consensus-reality workhorse at the office.
The loneliness of the long-distance runner yet the augmented vision of solidarity. An extroverted introvert who is so naturally adept at almost everything he sets his mind to that his virtual counterpart defied all A.I. laws and won the USA Player of Year without a single USMNT appearance nor a cup to his name. Just sheer talent and goals, goals, goals.  

 Luke Jim Trevors began his career at Real Salt Lake but the AI had other plans after a successful first season for the bottom-of-the-table side.

 Out of 28 Major League Soccer sides from all across the country, you got to give it to the A.I. here by trading Luke Jim from Salt Lake to Los Angeles. Is this a prophetic message from Divinatory Artificial Intelligence to the likeness himself? It certainly gives new meaning to 'predictive programming'. 

Watch the space for updates on his career now that he is a winger for The LA Wings.