LJT's MLS dominance and A.C. Bonzai's new deal

Meanwhile, life goes on for our blog stars and Luke Jim Trevors is captaining LAFC to success. Since our last check-in, LAFC is now managed by Jose Mourinho and Cristiano Ronaldo, after finishing his stint at Juventus signed as a Designated Player). So, young LJT is surrounded by immense talent who have taken them under his wing. He managed to record 5 assists in a MLS ALl-Star drilling of Santas L, a record that will be hard to beat! Just look at what he's up to.

In other news, A.C. Bonzai impressed Man City enough to sign a massive deal, $84 million for 5 years, which will see him buy a mansion or two for his family, all the musical equipment west of the Delta and perhaps start a charity for abandoned and battered dogs (especially Pit Bull Terriers). Not too shabby for the 21 year-old!